Regret purchasing the S24 Ultra

[Entomy]

Bought a S24 Ultra two months ago and this is going down as the worst phone, and even the worst piece of tech/electronics I've ever purchased. I regret my decision and shouldn't've spent so much time trying to fix things or figure things out, because now I'm stuck with the phone.

The fingerprint sensor doesn't work 1/3 of the time with clean bare hands, and doesn't work at all when wearing exam gloves (the clear vinyl kind), despite several cheaper phones working reliably across both. Call support for help and... apparently it works fine if you turn off Bluetooth? What the heck? I can't do that at work, so this isn't a viable solution, but like... why would that even matter? A cheap $200 phone has been able to do this fine but a $1300 one can't?

The facial recognition is terrible. Legitimately worse than a 2017 early adopter of the method could do. Maybe gets my face right 5% of the time. Completely useless. A cheap $200 phone could do it reliably, even when I had to start masking up for work all the time. But heavens forbid a $1300 phone be able to.

The Bluetooth quality is absolutely a joke. Devices no more than two feet away regularly cut out. It can't disconnect from a device literally miles away on its own, and I have to manually tell it to. And it can't connect to important devices around the house like my smart locks or even one of my cars audio system, even though plenty of other devices can no problem.

For whatever reason, biometrics was programmed on this phone to only try for the fingerprint unless you press a button to switch to face... what's even the point? I can just press the fingerprint scanner. None of my previous phones did this. It's obtuse and makes a major feature pointless... not that it works anyways, but still.

Volume regularly tries to outsmart me, rather than just letting me do my thing. Previous phoned would save volume across different devices, or stay with whatever the current volume is. Either is fine. This phone does neither, and seemingly just makes up it's own volume choice. I didn't think this was the case at first, but took some time a few weeks back to disconnect and reconnect to the same speaker several times only for the phone to have different volumes each time. What crack head designed this?

Gestures collide in some awful ways, like opening up your card wallet, switching apps, and opening your AI assistant are all basically upswipes from the bottom, but slightly different spots. I can't get the one I want half the time, and routinely fumble around when trying to do something.

Location services with this phone can be... insane... often claiming I'm in an entire different country. No GPS connected device I've used has ever been like this. It's not even like I'm near the border or something... it will claim I'm a 7 hour drive away, well over 250 miles, from where I am.

The security system just decides it's changed when I changed nothing, and I have to go into every single secure app I use and re-enable biometric login. This is roughly every other week. Never seen anything like this with any prior device. Here's the best part though... not all apps do this each time, and it's not the same one each time. I just get a random lottery for "hey you need to reconfigure this app" every so often.

The keyboard tries to outsmart my password manager, and very often I can see the password manager prompt show up, only to immediately disappear and return to the default buttons. This doesn't happen at all on other phones or with other keyboards. However, other keyboards don't respond that well on this phone, despite working fine on other phones.

Certain things behave drastically different on this phone than others. I understand this is subjective, but let me make my point. I use an accessibility app, Live Transcribe, a lot at work. I see many deaf patients, not all of them regularly wear their hearing aids. Some don't think they're even deaf. We often need to write things down. Live Transcribe is great for this. Only on this phone, it's installed but hidden. An accessibility app is... hidden... what the heck? I go into app settings where you can hide apps and look... Live Transcribe is nowhere to be found. Turns out, there's an entirely different way to unhide the app. Why? Why would you ever do that? On three other phones I've had you install it and it shows up on the app drawer like normal. Samsung support couldn't even help me do that, I got help with that from my carrier. Why does the carrier know the phones better than the company who makes them?

I live in a rural area and the obtrusive notifications that let me know I'm now roaming, or similar, become infuriating. They don't go away until you press Cancel. They constantly interrupt whatever I'm doing. I can easily get four to five of these every single minute. And I can't figure out how to make them stop. I don't care if I'm roaming. I pay for unlimited roaming so I don't need to care. I don't care if I have no cell service. I've always just seen the symbol in the upper right change to reflect the status. I don't need a pop-up to interrupt me. I don't want it. And I especially don't care about repeatedly being told I don't have a cell connection when I'm on WiFi trying to watch a video. Stop it.

I have more but like... oh my god this phone is so bad. I hate that I bought this. I hate that I'm stuck with it. This is horrible. I feel like I was sold a massively inferior product through deceptive marketing.

[swanspeed]

You can forget about screencasting and using Bluetooth at the same time with the S24 which was easily achieved with my old oneplus n200

[Entomy]

Yeah I'm coming from OnePlus as well, and... man it was a downgrade.

[nicnicnicnan]

Erik,im afraid you have tried to go for something that makes you look good to others.im betting u are going to lug that thing around just to look good.
Wont be the only foreign thing you end up lugging around just to realize it cost too much and it just wasent worth the price and now your stuck with it , I know buddy 😉 story of your life right?
More to come

[bill2play]

Sorry to hear about all your problems. I have the s24+ and I have none of the problems your having, you must have bought a lemon lol. My phone works great except for the face rec. It doesn't work well but the finger print works great. Sorry to hear about your device

[Entomy]

We've replaced it and it's the same thing. It's not a lemon, it's just definitely not for me.

[NipperPipper]

Me to. Apps and content won't open or shut down on their own. I have to shut down multiple times a day and does not help that much. Should have kept my 10e

[Daphne1]

Oh, I totally get that feeling of buyer's remorse, especially with something as big as a phone. The S24 Ultra is supposed to be one of those top-of-the-line devices, but sometimes even the most hyped-up gadgets don’t quite live up to expectations. Maybe it’s the software quirks, or the way it feels in your hand, or maybe it's just that it doesn’t fit into your life the way you hoped it would.

Phones are so personal, and sometimes what everyone else raves about just doesn’t click for you. It’s frustrating because you invest all this time researching, anticipating how it’s going to make everything easier or more fun, and then it falls flat.

The good thing is, there are options—whether it’s adjusting to it and making the best out of it, or looking into returns or trade-ins. Technology is tricky; what’s perfect for one person might just not work for someone else. You’ll figure out what’s best for you!